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Yes. I am buying 30 cans of duster. Don’t judge me, Gerald. Jerk. I’ve been such a good boy all week. I’m sorry that you are such a dweeb.
While you ring up that sweaty family, I’ll be living my best life! I go out to my car. Why wait till I get home?
Oh baby. This is a tilt-o-whirl I won’t soon forget. My own private orgy, in my noggin! Yes. This is what I call my very best life. Don't knock it till you've given it a try!
I’m just a shooting star. Fuck your little muscle car.
I’m just a shooting star. Shining so bright, even from afar.
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On the Brink!
03:53
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We’re livin’ on the Brink!
The fucking future’s now! The fucking future of extreme sports! Watch me get bio on this 540.
On the Brink!
Is that a banana in your pocket? While you putz round and round on your little woodies now, I’m toning my bod! Excuse me while I kiss the sky!
No one does this anymore?! You look like the Toxic Avenger!
I’m on my way to X Games gold... just as soon rollerblading’s back!
I’m an artist! Picasso paints and shit; I wear my boots with wheels!
On my way to X Games, rollerblading is who I am! A fucking acrobat on wheels, going so fast, flying so high, into the sky, the time is nigh. I’ll never die!
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You don’t impress me at all. I don’t give a shit how much you made, last year or any other year for that fucking matter.
This includes the jet skis you’ve acquired with all your little monies. I don't give a shit.
Now I’m going to wipe my ass with your sweaty horsey face. In this round of Call of Duty, I’m the prince of this court.
Fuck it! We’re doing this live!
I almost feel kind of bad about killing you so many times. But there’s no friends in warfare.
Smoke my flamethrower. Riversnake shows no mercy!
Now I’ve really wiped my ass with your little horsey face!
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Exposing Our Love
04:26
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Something Left Inside
03:19
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We are going to Big Dave’s inaugural sex toy extravaganza. This is not for the faint of heart.
They pull out the big torpedo known as the Motherfucking Anaconda.
Whoopsidaisies! That’s in there pretty damn far. Now I hope that we can get it out! I don’t have any goshdarn health insurance.
Oh shit I don’t know what to do now. Is anyone here able to do surgery?
It’s looking like we don’t have a choice!
Big Dave gets his industrial-sized vacuum that his uncle bought. Now we’re getting somewhere. I can’t believe this! We are the kings of the universe!
This is what you need good motherfucking friends for. We have each other’s back, and I want the world to know!
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Soul Skaters!
02:16
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